Ooooo another name thingy ;D
> >THIS IS FUNNY--TRY IT!!
> >This only takes a minute or so. Please don't be a bore and ruin it for yourself. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or
week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
> >Here is your dose of humor... Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, don't forget to tell us ;D
> >
> >And don't go all 'adult' ... my sister's senior manager is now known far and wide as Oprah Waffleshorts.
> >
> >The following is an excerpt from the children's book, "Captain
> >Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.
> >" The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
> >> a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup
> >> d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy
> >> g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
> >> j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie
> >> m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
> >> p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
> >> s = snotty t = tootie u = d orkey
> >> v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
> >> y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
> >>
> >> Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
> >> a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
> >> d = burger e = girdle f = barf
> >> g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
> >> j = monkey k = potty l = liver
> >> m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
> >> p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
> >> s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
> >> v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
> >> y = gorilla z = stinker
> >>
> >> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:
> >> a = head b = mouth c = face
> >> d = nose e = tush f = breath
> >> g = pants h = shorts i = lips
> >> j = honker k = butt l = brain
> >> m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney
> >> p = chunks q = toes r = buns
> >> s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
> >> v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
> >> y = brains z = juice
> >>
> >> Thus, for example, Tony Blair's new name is Zippy Liverlips. John Prescott is Cheeseball Gizzardfanny."
Mine is Zippy Bubble-Pants
LOL Rogers would be Fluffy Apple-Brain